Ok, we already knew that the clothing company that Beyoncé and her mother hath wrought doesn’t have good advertising stylists. (Something makes me guess that Mama Knowles probably assumes that role, and that is not a good thing). I give you Exhibit A and Exhibit B to make my point:
Bad. Very very bad. But I did not think the Powers that Bey would do something like teeter dangerously close to promoting kiddy hookerdom. But apparently I was wrong:
Lawwwwd Hammercy! I mean, seriously, WHAT?!?!
UPDATE: Hold up - is the little girl at the piano wearing hooker boots?! I just noticed that. I’m not sure, but they look like white boots with gold buttons on the side and a wooden heel as big is the ones on my shoes. Maybe it’s part of the pants? That’s what I’m hoping. Because dayumm…
Now I do not have children, so I ask my friends who do (or soon will): do you look at this and think, “Ooo! Let me buy this for my baby! That’s exactly the look I wanted for her! Little Lady of the Night! The red hooker pumps were the deal clincher!” Good grief!
Bey: you are definitely looking so crazy right now. Jay: please don’t let your little baby Beys or Hovs dress like this. Please.
Baby Mac will not be allowed out of the house wearing any of those outfits. The pimp hat? The red high heels? No way.
Aw, see? I was going to hook Little Miss Mac up with the leopard hat and the boa, and throw in a baby thong! See? You just ruined my shower present…