Dear Curt,
I cannot tell a lie – you are not my favorite person in the world.
But you know what? On October 19, 2004, you were. To wit:
So thank you for giving me one of the greatest sports memories of my life. Happy retirement!
Best,
Elleen
P.S. Please, please, please, PLEASE don’t turn around and pull that coming-out-of-retirement crap like those punks Favre and Clemens and Jordan did. Ugh. Please!
