Dear Curt,
I cannot tell a lie – you are not my favorite person in the world.
But you know what? On October 19, 2004, you were. To wit:
So thank you for giving me one of the greatest sports memories of my life. Happy retirement!
Best,
Elleen
P.S. Please, please, please, PLEASE don’t turn around and pull that coming-out-of-retirement crap [...]
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Open letter to Curt Schilling
Posted in Sports, Things That Make Elleen Happy on March 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Open letter to Joe Dumars
Posted in Misc, Sports on November 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Joe,
I have been a steadfast fan of yours for over 20 years, and I think you are a thoughtful, intelligent man. So as an admirer and lifelong Pistons fan, I make this plea to you from the bottom of my heart:
The city of Detroit has enough thugs. Please don’t add another.
Sincerely,
Elleen
P.S. – if you [...]
Manny can just be Manny . . . someplace other than Fenway
Posted in Sports on July 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »
UPDATE: Yay! He’s gone! To the LA Dodgers, where some other once-beloved-Red-Sox-turned-punks went. Like this one. And this one. You’ll fit right in, Manuel! Adios!
I actually have a ton of work to do, but I keep seeing stuff that compels me to comment. Like this.
Y’all know I luvs my Red Sox. I [...]
