Here we go – the main event folks! I was still wrapping up my All Star Challenge Liveblog, so all I know so far is that one contestants was a crystal meth addict and another used to live on a potato farm. Interesting start!
10:02pm – “I don’t call it plus-sized. I call it plus sexy.” Sang it, gurrrl!
10:05pm – I don’t like any of these people. Except the “plus sexy” girl.
10:06pm – I didn’t know Bobby McFerrin was a designer!
10:06pm – Wow, that was the world’s fastest pregnancy, Heidi! (I know this was taped before the All Star Challenge. Like, a year before. I was making a funny.)
10:08pm – Three yards for $3! Now THAT is something even I have yet to accomplish! Well. Done!
Much more after the jump!
10:10pm – That does it! I’m making a red carpet dress! I can do it!
10:11pm – I have a Brother sewing machine! Does that bring me closer to Tim Gunn?
10:12pm – Ok, I have to admit – I don’t sketch either. My mom didn’t sketch, so I don’t either.
10:13pm – “Plus Sexy” is my favorite. And I’m calling her that all season.
10:14pm – Ok, I’m sorry Johnny Whoever You Are – you are melting down in the first 15 minutes?!? Go home. Now! Really. You have been given one challenge! Something you should have already had in your pocket walking in! A red carpet dress!! What if they gave you the fruit challenge right out of the box?! Would you go into convulsions?! Ugh.
10:20pm – I know I don’t understand the addiction thing. But really. He HAD to have known this was going to be a stressful situation. I mean, come on. Maybe it was just a ploy to get Tim Gunn to touch him. I’d totally pull a stunt like that!
10:23pm – I am not impressed with Mary Ari and her halter diaper.
10:24pm – Tim Gunn does NOT approve of big butts, people!! Have you ever watched this show?!
10:25pm – Oh Plus Sexy. You in danger girl.
10:30pm – Wait a minute, Plus Sexy’s name is Qrystal?! I’m called her Plus Sexy for sure now.
10:31pm – Um, a model doesn’t walk in a day later “five inches bigger.” You are just a really, really, bad measurer.
10:39pm – Lindsay Lohan? For a premiere? I’m trying to remember this happened a year ago.
10:40pm – What’s with all the crying?!?! There’s no crying in fashion!
10:42pm – First episodes are so hard. I don’t know what to make of the designers yet.
10:44pm – I love Christopher’s dress. Adorable and creative.
10:45pm -“She looks like a disco soccer ball.” I ❤ MK!
10:46pm – I’m sorry. I HATE Johnny’s dress. And again the judges love it. I’m really questioning myself.
10:50pm – I wonder if the fact that Ari looks a lot like Samantha Ronson will get her enough points from Lindsay to keep her from being voted off?
10:57pm – YAY! Christopher! I haven’t completely lost my fashion eye! And I’m psyched that someone who didn’t come from design school won! We are real designers too! Woo hoo!
10:58pm – Oooh, SamRo 2.0 is OUT! With Lindsay as a judge!!! Shocking, shocking… But that dress was one hot tranny mess. Anyway, it’ll be an interesting season! On to the moddle show!! Thanks for watching!!
I hate all the final 6 dresses!!!! I mean they were ALL horrible. How did 3 of them manage to get the highest scores?!?!? My favorites were the NY chic with the dog’s dress and the blonde from Ohio. How the hell did they manage to make the nicest dresses. I thought the Russian chic’s dress was also very interesting.
The red thing …… HATED IT!!!!
OK – I guess Christopher had the best of the bad. His dress looked like a dress I would have worn to my 8th grade prom – but whatever!
Too much man crying!
I love Tim Gunn. I can seriously see myself with him in a nonsexual long term relationship.
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